Latest diagnosis is that I have been walking around for the past few months with a perforated bowel.
How am I still alive?!
So yeah I need surgery, which also means no uni :-(
Me: ‘I’ll just add a bit of fluff on Richard II into my essay, not like no-one is going to notice’
Turns out the person marking my essay is the worlds expert on Richard II…
Off into central London for emergency hospital appointment, hope I’ll be able to make it back to Egham.